Part 02

Ron swung around his black leather swivel chair to face his books, lining the entire length of his white windowless wall in his small studio apartment. His books. His possessions. The possessions that possessed him. He respected, no, revered his books.

He often thought that each book spoke to him. That as he entered his apartment they would start speaking, first one, then another until all their voices blended into a frightful racket. He would beg them to be still, but the clamor would continue till he took one from the shelf. That was the only way he could silence their noise. He loved his books.

The voices spoke to him and he listened, heard. He was not afraid to listen, really fearful. He knew the words could not hurt him because, because they were words. Abstract beings. Abstractions of abstractions.

As he set down a novel, he thought he heard a character yell, “Stop the world! Stop the world!” It was only words.

Rising, Ron walked to his bathroom sink and opened the medicine cabinet. He was going for his toothbrush and paste. Pepsodent. A tune flashed through his mind. How did it go? Yes, that was it:

“You’ll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent…”

Damn! Those jingles really do work he thought.

After flossing, he removed the shirt he was wearing and put on a lighter, double-knit short sleeved one. It was hot. Tucson, Arizona can be very hot in July. Extremely hot. His swamp cooler, an evaporative air cooling system offered him little relief and, after walking the entire span of his room, he picked up a set of keys from the walnut coffee table. His books were silent for now. They knew better. He was going out.

Closing the door behind him, Ron Powers let warm, dry night air into his lungs. Waiting in dispassionate silence at the curb below, the yellow 66 Volks was his second favorite possession. Theirs was a good relationship he thought as he walked down the stairs toward the car. No Question. Yup, he knew what turned her on.

“Don’t I baby,” he said.

He patted her on the roof and got behind the wheel. Lighting a cigarette he started the car and pulled out into the street. On his way. Moving. He hadn’t decided where to go, but that didn’t matter. He just had to be outdoors. Motoring. He needed air and relief from roast room. He drove.

He turned right onto Speedway Boulevard. Heading East. Traveling down the ugliest street in America. At least a former Mayor of Tucson had planted that label on Speedway. Ron liked the noise, the clutter, the traffic. Everyone had their own ideas about repulsiveness he guessed.

Reaching Swan Avenue he decided to turn right and truck on down to Twenty-second Street and Ed’s College Bar. Ed’s was a place to relax, to drink a few beers, to shoot a few games of pool or to listen to the music coming from the jukebox. Ed’s was not a place to meet women. In fact, the only women in Ed’s were the barmaid, who for some reason were all married. Why was that? Ron didn’t know.

Passing through the doorway of the bar, Ron remembered Ed was fairly liberal and hardly ever had a bouncer at the door to certify the age of his customers. Sure came in handy when Ron wasn’t old enough to legally drink. Ron liked liberals. No bouncer sat in the doorway.

After adjusting his eyes to the dimly lit and smoke filled main room, Ron saw the U-shaped bar in front of him. All the seats around it were occupied and Ed himself worked busily, taking and serving orders. Ron found an empty round table for two near the left rear wall. Several large globs of water formed a half-moon shape on the table top. Small bits of paper were piled up in one corner. Leftovers from a label peeler. The ashtray was full. He thought he saw lipstick on some stubby filters. Don’t tell me this place has gone kinky he mused to himself.

He removed his package of Lucky Strikes from his breast pocket. He sat there tapping one end of his cigarette against the table top, he’d managed to find one semi-dry spot, and waited for the barmaid to notice him.

Fast service was not an attribute of Ed’s College Bar and he’d almost finished his smoke when the waitress approached. She removed a small square napkin from her tray, placed it on the table and, while leaning over, slid it directly in front of him. Naturally, the paper coaster had instantly turned into a sponge, soaking up the residue liquids.

“Beer?” She asked as she straightened herself up.

“Draft,” he replied.

“Pitcher?” she asked, re-stacking her napkins into a neat little pile.

“Ah… no. Well… Yes. Sure, why not?” he said.

“Light?” she asked, turning to leave.

“Dark,” he said, calling to her as she left.