Release the Kraken! Or the craft. You know, if that’s better for you.

One of the great parts of social media is that it allows people with similar interests to connect with each other (this can be a big downside too, but that’s a different discussion). I’m super happy that I found the Tabletop Crafters Guild group to be part of. There are some amazingly talented people there making inspirational works.

This group, for any of my readers not familiar with them, also runs contests for members on a regular basis. I saw the build contest for the September/October time frame and thought I would try my hand at entering a contest there. A single, life sized prop of a potion bottle – not allowed to use dice in the build. While I didn’t understand the dice restriction, I went with it. I have a handful of old bottles saved up. My wife and I have made a few different crafts with them over the years, so it was just a question of finding the right one and then working up some inspiration. Contact the muse. Get a really good idea and run with it…

OR

Stare at glass thoughtlessly for far longer than I should have. I do love sparklies.

I was reviewing various artwork and reading up on a few things game related for a show I was going to be part of when I came across this full page piece showing a wizard’s shelf of wonderous things. It may truly have just been a muse poking my noggin at just the right time, but I saw tentacles crawling out of a jar in the middle of that art. A horror / nautical thing would be just the ticket.

I rummaged around the place and found this old bottle with a distinct curve. Waves crashing, getting that lean to one side. I grabbed some ‘goo gone’ and started scrubbing it clean. Once it was completely dry I wanted to give the clear glass a tint from the inside. I’d seen this concept on a YouTube channel. Mix some water, a little food coloring and some glue. Make the mix just viscous enough to coat the inside of the glass container, then bake it at a low temp for about 20 minutes.

Sometimes listening to YouTube is helpful. This was not one of those times. I can’t all is a total fail. The boiling remnants of that past bit gave the corner where everything settled a nice blue – that was mostly not dry. I would not be put off. I decided that some glue and craft paint might do the trick, so I whipped up a yogurt cup size mixture and poured it in.

Here’s the thing… the bottle has 4 sides being relatively rectangular, and we here on Earth have gravity. The mix just slid to whatever side was down. Also, the stupid oven coating must have done something because the mix wasn’t really sticking. What it left could, maybe, if you were out of focus (squint I tell you!) say it was a misty splash of a wave on the inside of my nautical theme potion.

FINE. I have some glass etching paste for the next step. I can work with a vaguely blue interior. I grabbed the vinyl contact paper and masked out waving tentacles around the bottle. I would have backlit waves with frosty glass etched tentacles and we’d be fine… or not. I couldn’t find any of the gloves we have in the house. None. Anywhere. I’m not about to chance the burns with acid etching paste. Wait! Rubber cleaning gloves – there are some of those under the sink. Sized for my daughter. I couldn’t even get my fingers in. Working to keep the frustration from my voice, I asked my lovely daughter if she’d be willing to help me in my crafting endeavor by applying this paste for me. Happily she agreed. Donning mask and gloves she spread the paste all over the bottle. We followed the wait time on the directions and rinsed it off. Nothing. No visible effect.

Undeterred, we still had all the gear out, we went for another round. This time I directed her to smear the paste on much thicker. We waited longer before rinsing it off. Maybe. Maybe there was some etching going on. I don’t know, I sure couldn’t see it or feel it. Another fail.

I moved on to paint. I can paint tentacles and waves and clouds, it’s fine. I grabbed up the craft paint and went to work.

I used air dry clay from a kids brand to model out the rocky coast where this bottle would be set. It was fun to model the clay. Air dry was needed because I couldn’t exactly bake this creation anymore. And then the air wasn’t dry. Seriously. So humid here (hurricane season! Shakes fist at sky) that the clay didn’t dry for painting even after a day. It wouldn’t bother me so much except that I know the next time I go to use this clay it’s going to be hard as a rock – even inside the air tight container I put it in.

I forged ahead. I had an old, rechargable set of LED lights attached to a cork that would be just the thing for a creepy background. I’d charge them up, pop the cork in and the light would help the whole thing…

sure it would. IF the cork actually fit – and it didn’t. Wrong size opening on the bottle, too small.

Back to the ideas part. I needed something nautical… burlap netting. That would work. Add some hemp like cord and just wrap the top of the bottle high enough to cover up the plastic of the LED connection and fake that the cork is actually in the bottle. Cool.

Then to grab the costume tentacles from my daughters Halloween collection. They were the ones that fit on the ends of your fingers so you could make a handful of tentacles wave with your fingers. Will wrap those up around the bottle for effect…

See where this is going yet? Thwarted again. Those costume bits were gifted off to a friend some time ago. No tentacles.

I did have a few, smaller pirate type pieces I could add. I would do that and wrap it all up. I tuned down the lights and bemoaned that I couldn’t make a misty effect to go along with the haunting yellowish green glow. My lovely wife just said, “incense”. Then she proceeded to light a couple of sticks up and waft the smoke across my little scene while I did pictures.

In the end this contest entry looks very, very little like the vision in my head. I am however much happier with how it turned out than I thought I would be given how many times my plan just didn’t work. At the time of this writing I don’t know the results of the contest. I have seen some of the competition and they look great. I don’t really expect to win, but there’s always hope right? Even without a ‘win’ in contest terms I will consider this a ‘win’ in learning and experience. I’ll take the things I learned on this project and apply them to my next project. Win, lose or draw, absolutely worth entering a contest.

Have you put your work out there lately?